danielx9 asked: Is the Justin Beiber in you world a white court vampire? It would make a lot of sense feeding off fanaticism (the girls) or despair (their parents, and brothers) would grant him a LOT of power.
Congratulations. You just made Thomas curse for 37 seconds straight.
It was impressive as hell.
Anonymous asked: Terrible thought. What if Lea might be gunning for your boss's job? After all, Lea is in a good position - her godson is the Knight, a student of hers is the Lady...
She wants to be Karrin Murphy??
Anonymous asked: I know you're straight, but pleeeeease, if you're ever bi curious, hit me up.
I appreciate the offer, man, but you’re asking from a name a bajillion people have used. So it’d be like standing on top of the Sears Tower (which is its name, damn it) and yelling, “Hey, who wanted to sleep with me?”
And as usual, I’ll hear rushing wind and nothing else in response.
When I was a kid, skeezy people used to copy cassette and video tapes - I know, I’m old - and sell the copies for a few bucks each at a flea market for a decent profit. Total cost was for the tapes, and those were pretty cheap. Same thing is going on right now with writers: skeezy people are copying electonic versions of books and selling them for a few bucks at the flea market.
Except this time the copies are completely free and the flea market is the whole freaking world, thanks to the internet.
Everyone’s gotta eat. I get that. But the skeezy people who pirate someone’s creation or use an artist’s work without permission aren’t starving. They’re lazy hucksters running a con on you, trying to make a fast and easy buck off someone’s else’s work. When they succeed, the legitimate owner, the artist, loses money.
Every. Fucking. Time.
So when you see someone who isn’t Amazon or Barnes and Noble featuring electronic copies of bestsellers for 90% off, chances are it’s someone playing Long John Dickhead. Ignore the temptation and go buy a copy at your local bookstore. That way the only spine that’ll get bent out of shape is the book’s.